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Manky

Unclean, dirty
from Schwaub

"That f*ckin' missus of yours is manky, Jeff. Would you ever tell her to f*ck off?"

Mott

Girlfriend
from Ger the gobshite

"That's a fine lookin mott you got there, Jem. Where did you meet her?"

Stinkers Bridge

Skin joining the Anus and ballsack
from Bob

"Fishing off stinkers bridge the b*tch went. Good thing my last clean was with a baby wipe."

Spoof

To tell a lie
from Jonathan Carr

"If that f*cking tart tells me another spoof, I'll knock her out with a f*cking loaf. The mediocre blowjob giving f*cking weapon"

Rake

A large amount of something
from Scaltina

"Me and Fiach had a rake of focking bifters last night goys!"


Send it in!

The Whole Shebang

Acting the Maggot

Not Behaving in a Serious Manner
from Stepo

"Lads, I'll break your faces if ye don't stop acting the c*nting maggots, you little f*ckin' arsehole c*nts."

Air Biscuit

A Fart
"I just floated a serious air biscuit there, gents. Run while you still f*cking can."

Arse

Bum
from Scott

"Christ, lads. I've an arse on me like the back of Batman's car after that Guinness last night."

Arsing Around

The Act of Being Lazy
from Sweep

"See that lazy little f*ckstick up there? If he doesn't stop arsing around with those f*cking slates I'll climb up there and f*ck him off the roof myself."

Ass juice

Diarrhoea
from Eamon

"The symptoms? Well my sphincter is twitching like a f*cking jumping bean and I've got ass juice running down my leg."

Aul Wan

Mother
from Martin

"Jesus f*ck, will you ask yer aul wan to button up her f*cking dressing gown? I'm trying to f*cking eat here, you f*cking silly little squirrel faced c*nt."

Back doors kicked in

The act of anally raping a man
from Bmctyrone

"The three of 'em came in the showers, officer. All oiled up like. They kicked me f*ckin' back doors in."

Bag o' Swhag

Very Good
from Jonny H

"That blow job was a bag o' swhag, love. Now clean the floor there, will ye?"

Ball

A large amount of something
from Paddy

"Jesus f*ck. There's some f*cking BALL of rain coming in."

Ballsch

Rubbish
Crap
from Nigel

"The internet, eh? Load of focking ballsch."

Banjaxed

A (Generally Irreversable) State of Disrepair
from Scott

"You can't drive everywhere in first gear you wild-eyed b*tch! The f*cking car is banjaxed!"

Barse

The part of a man's body between his balls and arse
from Paul

"She had a face like my dead uncle's barse."

Beak

Food
"F*ck me, lads. Any beak? I'm about to gnaw my own f*cking leg off here."

Benjy

An unpleasant odour
from Niall

"Some bang of benjy off your sister, Henry. Any danger of having a word with the smelly b*tch?"

Bet

Alarmingly unattractive (as in 'bet with the ugly stick')
from Derek

"Bet? Lads, I'm not exaggerating when I say she has a head like a melted wheelie bin. I almost got sick."

Bettys

Women
"Did you see the bettys on Grafton Street earlier? F*ck me; they were coming down two by f*cking two."

Boat

Face (rhyming slang from 'boat race')
from shodda

"Why? Because you've a boat on you like a f*ckin' bag of dead rats."

Bogger

Person from the Countryside
from Susan

"The thick c*nt dragged an acre of sh*t into the shop with him, that's f*cking boggers for you."

Bombay Sh*tehawk

General colourful insult
from Joe

"Get up the yard, ya bombay sh*tehawk!"

Box

A womans pelvic area
from Ox

"The dirty cow had a box on her like a reasonably priced tent. It barely touched the f*cking sides."

Boxed off

Sorted
Arranged satisfactorily
from Paud

"After the sh*t, shave and shower I felt totally boxed off."

Cacks

Underwear
from Garzo The Tart

"Oh ballbags. I've just passed a motion into me cacks. Please take me to Dunnes post haste so that I can procure a new pair."

Chancer

An individual who pushes their luck
"I saw him get away with it, too; the f*cking chancer. He was smiling like a cat with a cream-flavoured arsehole."

Chubbed Up

The act of having an erection
from Derek

"I don't know about you, but after seeing Megan Fox in Transformers I was seriously chubbed up."

Cla

Brilliant
from Amo

"Did ye see that film on the telly last night? Twas feckin' cla wa'nt it?"

Clackers

Testicles
from Nick

"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. You wouldn't give the f*cking ambulance a call there? I'm in quite a lot of pain."

Clatter

A Punch
from Edel, Bernie and Thomas

"I will give ye a clatter in the jaw and a mug of warm badger's milk if ye don't cop on to yourself."

Clatty

Unclean
from Damo

"You clatty pr*ck. I told you she had herpes."

Cocktrough

A woman with a particularly sloppy Vagina
from Garzo the Tart

"Jaysus lads, the cocktrough on that thing was like ploughing a field with a pencil."

Craic

Mythical (generally alcohol related) Irish phenomenon
"Paddy's day in The George, yeah. The craic was f*cking ninety. This big hairy fella ended up tossing my salad in the jacks. Lovely it was."

Creamed out of it

The act of being seriously injured, particularly when partaking in a sporting event
from Shoobus

"We used to pass the ball out to Stormin' Norman the whole time. Poor c*nt always got creamed out of it"

Cute Hoor

Someone who quietly has one up on everyone
from Tom

"He's some cute hoor alright, didn't buy a pint all night and went home seein' triple."

Da

Father
"Stop f*ckin' with that lightbulb, da."

Delph

Large Teeth
from allan farrell

"Some set of delph on that one there. She could eat an apple through a f*cking letterbox."

Dingleberries

Small balls of fecal matter that on anal hair.
from Andy

"Put your trousers back on, Matthew. Your trunks are leapin' wi' dingleberries!"

Dirtball

Unpleasant character
Scumbag
from Shoe

"That fella over there in Dr. Quirky's Fun Time Emporium is some f*cking dirtball"

Doing a line

Having an affair
from Sas

"I'm pretty sure they're doing a line alright. There was f*ckin' gee juice and pubes all over the kitchen table this mornin'."

Dose

Something which is difficult to endure
from Paud

"Having my entire family die in the same week was a f*cking dose."

Double Bagger

A physically toned woman with disproportionately unattractive facial features (a bag for their head and one for yours, just in case)
from Edwina

"Jesus, you pulled some f*cking double bagger last night, she had a face on her that'd drive rats from a barn"

Eejit

Someone of reduced intellectual capacity (also 'Gobsh*te')
"You're an awful f*ckin' eeijet da."

Fair Play

Commendable behaviour
"Did you see him box Tubridy's f*cking jaw for him? Fair play."

Fanny Fart

A Queef
from Dylan

"I was about to perform oral sex on my wife when the vile harpy left off a rather mistimed fanny fart. Needless to say her giblets remained uneaten."

Fannyballs

A transexual
from weghs

"That one off Tellybingo is some f*ckin' fannyballs."

Fartstrings

An indication of impending flatulence
from Paddy G

"All that beer from last night is really tugging on the old fartstrings, lads. Just so you know."

Feak

The act of sexual intercourse
from Victoria

"I'd feak the box off her"

Feck

F*ck
"Feck"

Flaming

Intoxicated
from irish slang

"God, I was flaming last night. I'm sick as a little hospital today."

Flange

Vagina (also 'Minge', 'Gee')
from Larry Garry

"Oooooh keep goin' Jeremy, that's proper nice. Ye make me flange tingle!"

Flatten me

Engage me in sexual intercourse
from dave

"Sheamus, you little f*ck, when you've finished f*cking around with the VCR, take me out to the pier and f*cking flatten me."

Fleecing

The Act of Stealing
"Nah, they fired me for sleeping on the job. I fleeced two iPod on the way out though, so happy days."

Flute

Penis
from Scott

"Good jaysus, has anyone got the number of an Ambulance, lads? That one with the braces has done a serious number on my flute."

F*ck Face

A person who behaves in an unfavorable manner
from Debbie

"Get your f*cking hand out of my f*cking Hula Hoops, f*ck face."

F*ck's Sake

Expression of Frustration
from Dave da Rave

"Hold on, love, for f*ck's sake. I'm almost at the vinegar strokes."

F*ckhole

A person of low social standing
from bop

"Goodnight f*ckholes"

Fuming

Angry
from Pat Kenny

"Don't tell Tubridy I'm here, he's still fuming over me riding his mot"

Fun Bags

Large breasts
from Lola H

"Jesus, the fun bags on yer one. She could breastfeed a feckin' creche."

Gaff

Abode
from Adam

"I'm actually going to knock the c*nt's gaff down with a f*cking hammer."

Gee

Vagina
from Sinead

"She's down in the Gaiety I think it is. Watchin' the gee monologues or some f*cking rubbish"

Geebag

Unpopular female (rhymes with 'teabag')
from Scott

"...and his mother? Talk about a f*cking geebag."

Geef

Style of dress, Appearance
from Killer

"The focking geef of that Ryan Tubridy pr*ck, with his stupid focking head."

Giblets

Female genitals
from Damo

"Just pulled a cracker lads, going back home now to ate the giblets off her."

Gobsh*te

Exclamation of disapproval at anyone or anything
from Kev

"Get outta the way you fecking gobsh*te!!"

Growler

A grubby and generally unkempt vaginal area
from Steve

"I was about to ride the face off her when I saw her big dirty growler and puked me ring."

Guillermo

One who is skilled with women (related to the amount of Gee one can get)
"Having rode those two corkers last night, I think it's fair to say I'm a complete Guillermo, and you're all bent."

Gurrier

An undesirable youth
"Lifestyle Sports: Clothing gurriers since 1984"

Gyppo

A dirty itinerent
from loren greenpeace

"Smell of burnt sticks off that thieving gyppo f*ck what just stole your dog."

High Falutin

Having Delusions of Grandeur
from Dermot

"Pat Kenny is some high falutin pr*ck, with his complete lack of personality and the hair on him."

Hole

Bum
"That Guinness is after cuttin' the hole off me."

Hoop

Anus
"That curry last night is after nearly blowing the hoop off me"

Hoop

Anus
from Colm

"I will in my hoop move the f*cking car. I have a scrotum of a headache on me and you're a c*nt."

Horned up

The Act of Being Aroused
from Sweep

"I'm horned up with the new fella, the massive flute on him."

Horse it in

To be sexually ravaged
from Kootie Kat

"Quit the fancy stuff there, Don Juan and just f*ckin' horse it into me!"

How Bad

Good, deadly.
from Taybag

"All these presents are for me? How f*cking bad."

Jacks

Toilet
from Scott

"Jaysus, I just destroyed the jacks. There's porcelain everywhere."

Jap's Eye

Male urethral opening
from Job

"Back in '82 he was just a twinkle in his father's Jap's Eye"

Jaysus

An expression of disbelief or despair
from irish slang

"Jaysus! I wouldn't touch her if I had a truck full of mickeys"

Jo'er

Taxi
from Bernard

"Her knickers are already in her handbag you f*cking c*nts! Just gimme some cash for the Jo'er!"

Johnny

Male prophylactic
"Shhh, lads - she's gagging for it - does anyone have a johnny?"

Keeping Sketch

The act of being a lookout
from Sooty

"Here. Keep sketch there now while I dip me mickey in Tubridy's pint. The skinny, no pay-cut taking DICKHEAD."

Knacker

Member of the travelling community
People who shop in Lifestyle Sports
from Scott

"Thieving, thieving f*ckin' actual dirtball knackers."

Knobjockey

Homosexual
"He didn't get anywhere with her, the f*ckin' knobjockey."

Knobrot

A sexually transmitted infection
"Jesus sufferin' f*ck, that one the other night has left with me a serious dose of knobrot. Look at the colour of it!"

Knock the hole off

To have intercourse with
from Dermot

"If your sister keeps walking around in those gold hot pants I'll have to knock the hole off her, Lawrence. I can't f*cking concentrate."

Lack

Girlfriend
from Ingo

"Christ, your man's lack is some weapon."

Lad

Penis
from Eoin

"I'm after gluing my lad to my f*ckin' leg again ma. Call an ambulance."

Lamp it in

Make love to me at your next convenience
from Bobby Kennatoni

"Ah jaysus, me pissflaps are burnin' with desire loike, quit pr*cking around and lamp it into me boss!"

Langer

Male genitals
Colourful insult
from Owen

"I moved her knickers to the side last night and now I've only got half of a f*cking langer."

Lash

Someone with whom you would like to engage in sexual intercourse
from Niamh

"There's some load of lashes on Grafton Street lads, f*ck me."

Loosebit

A woman
from Scott

"My knob's on the way out lads. If I don't get a loosebit tonight it could well be curtains."

Ma

Mother
from Matt

"I'm unattractive am I? Yeah? Well your ma is a dickhead."

Mad Ouva

To be out of one's head (Mad out of it)
from charles

"Continually inhaling bronson into my nostrils the other night resulted in me being mad ouva."

Manky

Unclean, dirty
from Schwaub

"That f*ckin' missus of yours is manky, Jeff. Would you ever tell her to f*ck off?"

Minesweeping

The act of purloining drinks at a social gathering (e.g. ''that's mine, that's mine, that's mine'')
from Linda

"Was caught minesweeping by a rather burly gentleman last night. He boxed me on my f*cking nose."

Minge

A lady's part
from Conor

"I tried to get down on her, but couldn't get past her minge. 'Wwas like gettin' stuck in a hedge."

Mingin'

Displeasing to the eye
from Scott

"If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall; she's absolutely mingin'."

Molly

A Girl
"I hear you've got a new molly, yeah? I also heard she's got a face like a photo of a cat's hole. Have some f*cking dignity, will ye?"

Mongo Sap

An individual with mental deficiencies
from Rob and Dean

"Get out of me ma's knicker drawer ye f*ckin' mongo sap!"

Mott

Girlfriend
from Ger the gobshite

"That's a fine lookin mott you got there, Jem. Where did you meet her?"

Mucksavage

Someone from outside Dublin (also 'Mucker', 'Culchie', 'Bogwarrior')
from Lorraine

"God, the mucksavages on You're a Star. What a f*cking embarrassment. An actual national f*cking embarrassment."

Mucksh*ts

Country Folk
from Howard

"These f*cking mucksh*t f*cks on the bus earlier, with their bullsh*t about Joe Dolan, and his penchant for singing a f*cking bent song. Those c*nts can lick my balls."

Muggins

Oneself
"All drinkin' and havin' a laugh like. Not a care in the world. And who do you think had to clean up after them? That's right; Muggins here."

Nah

No
from Susan

"Nah"

Nappy Arwshe

A filthy big bum
from A lady

"Jeez, d'ya see the big nappy arwshe on yer one?"

Neddy

a fool
from Sweep

"That fella is a serious neddy, he'd annoy Pat Kenny's hole, the pr*ck."

Not Worth a Sh*te

Of no practical value
from Jay

"Those f*cking plumbers that you got in aren't worth a sh*te, Lawrence. You useless pr*ck."

Oats

Sexual intercourse
from Amo

"Bit of advice, son. Don't ever tell a woman she's a stupid, fat cow with the personality of a f*cking toothpick and a face like a bag of spanners. I haven't got my oats off your mother in three f*cking weeks. The disagreeable b*tch."

On de Ball

Well done
from Fox

"Is this my cuppa? Nice one, on de ball yung fla."

On Thee Job

Have sex with someone's wife
from Forty Pound Piss Flaps

"Frankie wasn't sick today, Chip. He was at home on thee job."

One

Woman (also 'Wan')
from Scott

"As I live and breathe! Did you see the focking orse on that one over there?"

Padjo

Member of the Travelling Community
from Amo

"You and your f*cking stinking family can f*ck off away from my roof slates, ya f*ckin' padjo!"

Pavee

Person of lower socio-economic status
from Adam The Monks

"Take off the f*cking hat, John. You look like a complete pavee."

Pie Retention

The act of gaining weight
from Scott

"Water retention is it, love? More like f*cking pie retention."

Pikey

A Member of the Travelling Community
from Nat

"Get a job, ye f*ckin' pikey!"

Pipe

Penis
from rob and conor

"Yer one's after suckin' the pipe off me in an aisle in f*cking Xtravision, the little harpy."

Piss Artist

Alcoholic
"Your dad's a piss artist, Timmy. A piss artist, and a useless pr*ck."

Pissflaps

The outer lips of the vulva or the vagina
from Steve

"I was ridin' the bird last night and her pissflaps nearly tore the flute off me. It's f*cking killing me."

Plastered

Inebriated (also 'Gee-eyed', 'Polluted', 'Rotton', 'Hammered', 'Pissed', 'Sh*tfaced')
from Scott

"I was plastered for f*ck's sake. I'll buy you a new one."

Plums

Testicles
from Peter

"May your plums turn square and fester at each corner, ye c*nt."

Pony

Displeasing
from Adam

"Were you in that gaff last night? Twas feckin' pony... "

Poof Juice

Alcoholic beverages consumed by a gentleman that are not Guinness or beer based. (e.g Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Budweiser)
from Conor

"He's really lashing into the poof juice there. What a f*cking embarassment."

Pooh Bay

Anus
from The Nal

"She was a feisty one right enough. Let me drop anchor in Pooh Bay, the whole lot."

Rake

A large amount of something
from Scaltina

"Me and Fiach had a rake of focking bifters last night goys!"

Rasher

Vagina, considerable force induced by a limb, (e.g. hand)
from Mars Bar

"I gave it to her up the rasher last night, lads. Balls an' all."
"I rashered the arse off yer one for bad behaviour. She'd an arse like a Southhampton supporter's forehead in Benadorm"

Ratbark

Fart
from Garzo the Tart

"F*ck me lads, I just did a ratbark that would drive a funeral up an alleyway"

Rattle

To have sexual intercourse
from Mars bar

"I'd rattle her kidneys with me budgin' if I wasn't so gee-eyed."

Relax The Cacks

Calm down
from Johnny B

"Relax the cacks, amigo. A bit of Sudocreme and that rash'll clear up in no time."

Ride

To engage in Sexual Intercourse (also 'Shag')
"Do I love ya? Sure amen't I riding ya?"

Ring

Anus
from The Drummer

"But it's me borthdey, love. Can I not have a go on your ring?"

Ringpiece

Anus
The greatest word in the English language
from Johnny

"To err is human. To use the word ringpiece, divine."

Ronnie

Thin, wispy moustache cultivated by scumbags
from Poppa Joe

"He was about 6 foot tall, with a ronnie that looked like someone shat on his f*cking lip."

Root

The act of particularly jarring doggystyle sex
from Jason

"Sorry lads, but I'd root the hole off that Carol Vorderman, there I've said it."

Rosspot

Good Looking Young Lady
from Dave Fields

"That chick is a f*ckin' rosspot, I'd knock the arse off her!"

Sally

A young lady of loose moral character (from Mustang Sally, because 'all she wants to do is ride')
from Sionnach

"I left that sally from earlier with a face like a painter's radio."

Savage

An expression of satisfaction
from The Drummer

"That tune you just played on the harpsichord was savage, Phillip. Now f*ck off out of it, ya f*cking bufty."

Scaldy

Tea
from Gerro

"Any chance of a cup of scaldy there young lad?"

Scaldy Ring

Burning Sensation around anus
from Gemma

"Stick some f*cking toilet paper in the fridge, Paula. I've a terrible dose of scaldy ring."

Scenario

Beautiful women
from Mullo

"Come down for a pint, sure; there's feckin' scenario everywhere!"

Schnozzlewoppers

Cash
from Mullo

"I need to go down to B&Q and get a f*cking new tap for the missus. Have you the lend of a few schnozzlewoppers?"

Scoops

Pints (generally of stout)
from Smashface

"Where's Byrne? It's his twist for the scoops, the tight fecker!"

Screed

a very small amount
from peewee

"There wasn't even a screed of gee in the whole place. Lads were almost getting off with each other, sure."

Scundered

Embarrassed
from Andy

"I sh*t me pants and was scundered for a hundred."

Scunders

Male briefs or boxers
from Dave and Johnny

"F*ck me lads, the missus got me these fancy new scunders and they're tearin' the bollix off me."

Scuttle

To have sexual relations with a lady
from James

"You must have given that one from the chipper an awful scuttling last night. She's walking like John f*cking Wayne over there."

Sh*t the Bed

Expression of surprise or disbelief
from Rory

"Sh*t the bed, that goddess I brought home last night has been kidnapped and replaced with a f*ckin' swamp donkey."

Sh*te

Fecal Matter
"Will you don't be listening to that fella. He's full of sh*te."

Sh*tehawk

Anyone unpleasant or untrustworthy
from Shane K

"Spar and Centra? Don't trust them shower of robbin' sh*tehawk b*stards."

Sh*tfaced

When one is blindingly drunk
from Nick

"F*ck me, I have no idea what happened last night. I was totally f*cking sh*tfaced."

Shlunk

To leave a social engagement without telling anyone (often due to inebriation)
from Jabe

"He was up at the bar one minute and gone the next. Must have shlunked."

Simon's Trousers

A Bulbous Posterior
Big Nappy Arse
from Fred

"Jesus that Roisin Ingle one off the Irish Times has an awful pair of Simon's trousers on her."

Skagdick

Masturbating the morning after over a women you saw the night before
from Andy M

"Jesus, did ya see that Glenda Gilson one on the telly last night? I pulled the skagdick off meself."

Skanger

A person whom should not be engaged in conversation. (also 'Knacker', 'Scobie wan', 'Scobe', 'Tinker', 'Scumbag', 'Shambo')
from Aido

"Jaysus, will ya look at the two skangers on that horse. F*ckin' scumbags."

Skimbock

During intercourse when your foreskin goes too far back
from Gerro

"Did ya get the bock last night? Damn right, skimbock all the way."

Skimming

The act of courting the facially challenged at the end of a drunken night
from Smash-face

"Easy with the skimming lads, trolls like those could give you a terrible dose of knob rot."

Skint

Suffering from financial difficulties
from Scott

"Jesus, I'm skint after those f*ckin' hookers last night"

Sky Pilot

General colourful insult
from Karl

"On your bike, ya f*ckin' sky pilot!"

Slapper

An easy lay
from Alistair

"I'm sorry to tell ya lads, but I've a pair of balls on me like two c*nting coconuts. It's slappers all the way tonight."

Slice

Fanny
from Gooders

"Lend you a tenner, ye gamblin' b*tch? I will in me slice"

Smarties

Birth Control Pills
from Sam

"Yeah, he's one today. Silly cow wasn't on the Smarties."

Smee

It's me
from Erin

"Jaysus, smee ya f*ckin' steamboat!"

Snots

Cash
"Six snots to rent a DVD is it, you thieving b*stards? Yeah? Well I'll go download it so. See ya in the funny pages, dickheads!"

Spare arse

A female of loose moral fibre
from Collie

"Well holy God, lads. There's spare arse as far as the eye can see."

Spide

Teenager from a lower socio-economic background (e.g. Limerick)
from meatsy

"Get away from my f*cking iPod ya shiney little thieving spide c*nt"

Spoof

To tell a lie
from Jonathan Carr

"If that f*cking tart tells me another spoof, I'll knock her out with a f*cking loaf. The mediocre blowjob giving f*cking weapon"

Stall the Ball

Wait a Moment (see also 'Hold on, for f*ck's sake.')
from Baz

"Stall the ball lads. It looks like yer one's gonna box herself off with that hurley."

Steamboats

Seriously Enibriated
from Andy

"Look at yer man. He's f*ckin steamboats!"

Steep

Over Priced
from Ingo

"Jaysus, that Barbara Streisand concert was steep as bunkers, beh. And bent as a f*cking U-nail."

Stinkers Bridge

Skin joining the Anus and ballsack
from Bob

"Fishing off stinkers bridge the b*tch went. Good thing my last clean was with a baby wipe."

Streak Of Piss

A tall, skinny person
from J

"That Ryan Tubridy is some big eared personality vacuum of an interrupting streak of piss."

Swiss, the

Hole (from 'Swiss Roll')
from The Nal

"The f*cking sound out of it was some pain in the swiss, though. Noisier than a skeleton wanking on a f*cking tin roof."

That's the Shot

Expression of Satisfaction
from Decco

"A suspended sentence? That's the shot your honour."

Thicko

Someone who is both intellectually challenged and lazy
from Carabumble

"He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician. The f*ckin' thicko."

Throw it in

To have sexual intercourse
from Jason

"She's missing an eye? F*ck it, bring her over and I'll throw it into her"

Titmickey

Secretly touching girls with your penis at social gatherings
from Alex

"This one caught me playing titmickey last night. Dirty cow ended up licking my balls beside a f*cking radiator."

Tobler

Being by oneself (from Toblerone)
from tay

"When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon he finally felt as if he was completely on his tobler, then Buzz Aldrin hopped out and f*cking wrecked the buzz."

Tool

A foolish or stupid person
from DOC

"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

Townie

A city dweller
from Susan

"These f*cking townies coming out here with their mountain bikes and their f*cking picnics can lick my balls."

Tramp

Promiscuous young lady (also 'Trollop', 'Floozie', 'Goer', 'Slapper')
from Scott

"That Jodie Marsh is some tramp, if you kicked her in the hole a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her fanny."

Uppity

Disagreeable
"Relax the cacks, ya uppity pr*ck. I'll put it back together after lunch."

Vinegar Strokes

The last few thrusts before a man ejaculates
"Keep it up, love! Keep it up! I'm at the f*cking vinegar strokes!"

Wagon

A disagreeable member of the fairer sex (e.g. Roisin Ingle from the Irish Times)
from Dave da Rave

"Leave 'em on ya f*ckin' wagon!"

Weapon

Disagreeable Women
from irish phrases

"Will you stop going on about the wedding, ya bleedin' weapon? Ray f*cking Mears is on Top Gear!"

Wee Sacs

An Individual of Low Social Standing
from Sean Gaughan

"Awrite wee sacs, make the tea, will ye?"

Willy Wonka

Condition Resulting from Overuse of One's Penis
from Darragh

"I appear to have a rather serious case of Willy Wonka after that one last night"

Windy

Weak Looking and Possibly Gay
"Shut up, ye windy f*ck."

Wopper

Of Excellent Quality
from Damo

"As I live an breathe, that girl had some wopper box."

Wreck

Person of reduced aesthetic appearance
from Susan

"She's a wreck alright. Got a face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"

Wrote Off

Very Enebriated
from Lisa

"I'm so getting wrote off the map tonight lads, it's not even funny."

Young wan

A Young Lady
from Andrew

"Jaysus, that young wan has an arse like two ferrets fighting in a bag."

 

Swearing